So lets start with women. Why is it great to be a lesbian.
1) no crunchy towels - if you live in a house with a bunch of stupid men, you have probably encountered this once.
2) no facial shavings all over the sink - really guys...really
3) 90% of misses during urination eliminated - 90% cause I know some of you women still fail
4) Similar feelings - men can seem distant...cant they.
5) no accidental pregnancies - cause when youre a female you cant run from them without paying.
Now for men
1) no more bloody laundry or trash - man those nasty females
3) 90% of drain clogs are eliminated - unless you are dudes with long hair
4) same feelings - cause those damn women are from Venus
5) less or more private time - go ahead, pee with the door open
with that said...i have tumblr.
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