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Jumat, 20 Mei 2016

CABBAGE BRAIN!!!

So today...little crappy. Lack of job...wait listed....bleh

so I did the emac egg on my Mac. Not sure what exactly it does but....here is what the computer had to say.

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!

Is it because of any hobbies you have that you say legally imposed
culture reduction is cabbage brained?

I have no friggin idea what this means XD

and after one of the lines...out of like...1000 it said

Perhaps this has something to do with your inhibitions?

smart ass.

so if you have a mac...here is what you do

1. Open A Terminal
2. type "emacs"; hit return (or enter)
3. Press ESC + X at the same time
4. You should see "M-x" appear
5. Type "psychoanalyze-pinhead" after the "M-x"
6. To stop press Ctrl-G

nice to know what this computer is thinking.


EDIT

I did it again and this is what I got

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!

Do you really think legally imposed culture reduction is cabbage
brained?

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!

Is it because of hangups you have that you say legally imposed culture
reduction is cabbage brained?

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!

How do you reconcile your inhibitions?

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!

What makes you think legally imposed culture reduction is cabbage
brained?

Yow! Legally-imposed CULTURE-reduction is CABBAGE-BRAINED!


Minggu, 15 Mei 2016

Time is a great teacher if only it didnt kill all the pupils

This morning started out pretty homosexual.

Woke up....shower took a few long minutes to actually get warm water...cool. But then it went out shortly after

-_-

So then I was walking down the street and then *BAM*

Yeah some douche bag obviously had their water on last night because there was ice running from their lawn....onto the sidewalk.

In the middle of class I realized my elbow was bleeding and was in mega pain...along with a pulled muscle in my leg.

ugh

So I waddled back to the cafe....and felt a little bleh...really sick. Thim enrolled in classes. Turns out the English class I want is already full and I cant even enroll till the 11th.

I went with Taylor to wal mart. Felt waaay better to get some sun...but went home and died. He bought me a burger from McDonalds...possible contributer?

Then I walked back tot he bus stop...where some asian dude was yelling random things at me and took food from this guy.

ugh...now Im back and I think people are gonna make me move. =[

Well Justin P. brought doughnuts and they were yummy. Thanks Justin!!!!

And now Im here

Kamis, 12 Mei 2016

otalisha


thats not her name.

So Felicia, Thim, and I went to Costco to pick up a pizza....For some reason they spelled Felicias name Otalisha. 

FAIL

And I accidentally mixed up nephew and baptism so now Davids nephew is Neptune XD.  So I forgot what Neptune looked like so I looked it up.  Its that pretty blue planet =]


OMG LEFT4DEAD MOVIE COMING OUT HOLY S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selasa, 03 Mei 2016

Richard Trenton Chase why you should research where you live if youre paranoid

Why you should always check out the history of a place youre going to move...if you dwell on the past.

Chase is a vampire, cannibal, homicidal dude that was...well crazy.
What got me interested in this guy was the fact that he attended American River College where I go.

From Wiki (cause Im lazy)

Richard Trenton Chase (May 23, 1950 – December 26, 1980) was an American serial killer who killed six people in the span of a month in Sacramento, California. He was nicknamed "The Vampire of Sacramento" because he drank his victims blood and cannibalized their remains. He did this as part of a delusion that he needed to prevent Nazis from turning his blood into powder via poison they had planted beneath his soap dish.

You can find a million things on him. Whats interesting? We (we being a friend and I...mostly her) found where he lived.

The book (The Dracula Killer by Lt. Ray Biondi and Walt Hecox) does not give a specific address of his apartment but does give a pretty clear description. His apartment was on Watt Avenue, apartment 15 one block east of 2909 Burnece Street.
*non wiki source*

Well later on the page said what apartments but we found them ourselves.

Ok Ok...which apartments you ask?

Country Club Apartment homes.
2928 Watt Ave
Sacramento, CA

please do not spam them. Giving out all this info is probably illegal. Besides, its not their fault and by the looks of it, they have remodeled.

Its almost like my old friends house. Someone was shot and killed in there. They didnt mind. In fact they found the bullet hole and just hung a picture over it (you know who you are)

Also means that you shouldnt go mapping the addresses of the homes of his victims either.

Kamis, 21 April 2016

maybe if I just wish a little harder


...some things will come true.

Today is a little better.  Some stuff bothered me but thats ok.

I think Im depressed...not that I have depression or anything. Just a little trapped and cant find my way out right now. Its ok if I poke around a little I will find my way out.

Yes thim...lets volunteer together at Mercy or something. I dont think youd want to do it at happy tails lol.

My tooth hurts lol. I need a job so I can get dental back.

I wish....************************************************************************************************************************************************


=]

das ist my wish tonight

Well theres one wish I sorta made I rather not have come true.  It was cruel and out of pure jealousy.  



Jumat, 15 April 2016

Part of Your World Mad Glib

Mad:)Glibs - free online Mad Libs
Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)
Look at this brownie, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the King
The King who has everything?

Look at this fries, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Weanis hold?
fishing around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got moose and deer a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You castrating thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 342
But who cares? No moist deal. I bewildered more

I wanna be where the molds are
I wanna see, wanna see `em rowing
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

jumping your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for sexting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? cell phone
Up where dirty pictures strip
Up where dirty pictures run
Up where dirty pictures stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that pole

What would I give if I could live
Outta these stripper thongs?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on new mexico they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their booty juices
Bright young women, sick of jousting
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the flute know
Ask `em shiny questions and get some answers
What`s a macbook, and why does it
What`s the word? walk

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I drive?
drive to explore that backpack up above
Out of gay bag, wish dildo could be
clean of that rock toilet

Minggu, 27 Maret 2016

If you knew zucchinislike I know Zucchinis

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Tme to close the book - and  my eyelids...See you soon
Ozzie